It is unfortunate that we have not done a rival ‘wall of shame blog’. Well wait no longer here is your hall of acclaim. Your host tonight is truthseeker22.
To start off we have the award for the best mutual appreciation.
Congratulations Emma Roper and Paul Hilliard.(applause!!!)
The most ineffective and silent councillor.
Cllr Cliff Roper (applause!!!)
The most gormless expression.
Emma Roper
(applause!!!)
Now it’s the oldest swinger in town.
Cllr Bob Moon(applause!!!)
Next up we have the worst dressed male.
Cllr Cliff Roper
(applause!!!)
Now we have the least dressed female.
Emma Roper
(applause!!!)
Its time now for the best dressed gigolo.
Paul Hilliard
(applause!!!)
Next is the best gypsy look-a-like.
Cllr Bob Moon
(applause!!!)
Moving on to the best magazine covers.
Congratulations to Emma Roper for her outstanding picture on the front cover of vogue and cosmopolitan.
(applause!!!)
The award for the sorest loser in an election contest goes to Judy Malliber for the excessive amount of recounts at the last parliamentary election.
Congratulations Judy Malliber
(applause!!!)
The least effective superhero.
Batmills
Congratulations Nigel Mills
(applause!!!)
The most benevolent person with other people’s money.
Congratulations Pauline Latham
(applause!!!)
Finally the most prestigious prize is the … Moron of the year. This award goes to ……
Congratulations Emma Roper.
(applause!!!)
The best kept secret rendezvous is …
That would be telling I will save this for another time, so stay tuned for more.
If you think any of these awards are in some way offensive or degrading please contact me at truthseeker22@idontgiveafcuk.com
